Sunday, July 19, 2009

Horror Films : Carrie


As an avid fan of horror, I cannot express how much I loved this film.I have heard many things due to the pop culture significance, but I have never really sat down and watched this film.

It's about a teenage girl named Carrie White. She lives with her mother who is extremely religious. Her mother believes that everything is a consequence of the sins of the past. So modern day living in her eyes is all sin. Carrie, her daughter, is a very shy, timid, introverted girl. The point is Carrie goes to prom with a popular boy, wins prom queen, gets drenched with a bucket of pig's blood and kills everybody in the prom with her telekinesis.

What did I get from this film:
Straight up, women are vicious. This is an idea that I have strong convictions about: women hate women. Whether it be jealousy, envy, or just to be mean, women are very cruel. Good job Carrie, they got what they deserved. You were just going about your business. You didn't bother anybody, you just wanted to be normal. Is that so wrong? All those dumb whores got what they deserved.

Very cool movie. I recommend it!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Coffee and Stuff


I rarely get a chance to express my undying love for coffee. It's almost an unhealthy obsession with this substance. There are a couple of key reasons why my relationship with Mr.C is nothing less than perfect and I will be more than glad to point them out:

1. Damn, that S*** is good!
But like for real, it is. Once it hits your lips, oh wow!

2. Great way of getting to know a woman.
I rarely share my secrets of charming women because if I do they will conceivably call me out on it. However I don't mind sharing this much. If you want to get to know a woman you can start by taking her to a bookstore or somewhere they serve coffee. The key ingredients of coffee is caffeine, lots of it. The good thing is that it enhances the way you speak. Since it livens up your body, naturally, you feel energized; adding character to what could potentially be an interesting conversation. Also, it is (unless ordered otherwise) very hot in temperature. So you must sip it slowly or you risk burning your palate. So the conversation can last anywhere from 20 minutes to 20 hours, depending on the subject that is being discussed and of course, how hot your coffee is.

DISCLAIMER: Make sure you keep it interesting, if not she may get bored, and you're out of luck!

3. Everybody is doing it.
There are very few people that I know that dislike coffee. It's almost a universal thing. Especially after a big lunch, coffee is the clutch hit with bases loaded and two outs.

4. It will get you through College.
True story. I owe my Bachelor's Degree to Coffee.

5. It cures headaches.
If your head is pounding and you feel the need to just relax, take a shot of coffee, it is a great pick-me-up.

In conclusion, take into consideration how wonderful this substance is. I promise you even the French are doing it!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Welcome To My World!


Welcome! I finally built the courage and took the time to create this, my personal blog. I consider myself an interesting individual. I have so much information to share with my audience. Those who know me, know the madness that comes with being my friend. You never know what to expect. This post is dedicated to everyone who has taught me that life is meant to be lived to the fullest. I take pride in knowing tomorrow is a better day, and those who tag along will be asked to put their game face on, shut up, and live!!