Coffee and Stuff

I rarely get a chance to express my undying love for coffee. It's almost an unhealthy obsession with this substance. There are a couple of key reasons why my relationship with Mr.C is nothing less than perfect and I will be more than glad to point them out:

1. Damn, that S*** is good!
But like for real, it is. Once it hits your lips, oh wow!

2. Great way of getting to know a woman.
I rarely share my secrets of charming women because if I do they will conceivably call me out on it. However I don't mind sharing this much. If you want to get to know a woman you can start by taking her to a bookstore or somewhere they serve coffee. The key ingredients of coffee is caffeine, lots of it. The good thing is that it enhances the way you speak. Since it livens up your body, naturally, you feel energized; adding character to what could potentially be an interesting conversation. Also, it is (unless ordered otherwise) very hot in temperature. So you must sip it slowly or you risk burning your palate. So the conversation can last anywhere from 20 minutes to 20 hours, depending on the subject that is being discussed and of course, how hot your coffee is.

DISCLAIMER: Make sure you keep it interesting, if not she may get bored, and you're out of luck!

3. Everybody is doing it.
There are very few people that I know that dislike coffee. It's almost a universal thing. Especially after a big lunch, coffee is the clutch hit with bases loaded and two outs.

4. It will get you through College.
True story. I owe my Bachelor's Degree to Coffee.

5. It cures headaches.
If your head is pounding and you feel the need to just relax, take a shot of coffee, it is a great pick-me-up.

In conclusion, take into consideration how wonderful this substance is. I promise you even the French are doing it!